Penis Envy

A Sonoran Truth Editorial 11-16-13.

Puny Western Town? Clearly Don is talking about that shriveled up appendage between his legs. For years, he touted himself as the BSD making the Mayor and Usama suck up to Don in order to stay in power.

Usama is still sucking, Francia not so much… so the rabid Dog Don is not attacking the Buddhist Bookie using our research and connecting the dots. Yeah, Vince is dirty and playing politics on many levels. Vince needs a vacation to a room with bars. Orange is the new black, but we digress…

Clearly Trenk shot himself in the foot with hiring Glassman. If Glassman had any balls, he would have cleaned out Town Hall. Instead, he’s acted like he’s running for office turning his time as Town Manager into a public relations campaign. Hell, even senile Sorchych talks about him as if he was on Town Council. WTF?

So Sorchych is looking for real cowboys to saddle up and what? Ride into town and lynch Trenk? LaMar claims to be a “horseman” not a cowboy. Sorchych needs to get his story straight. Everyone likes to wear cowboy hats, but who’s got the buckle? Trenk.

Yeah. The Town’s future is a stake because Sorchych and his sycophants ran it into the ground. Sorry Sara, sewer and water are not the issues. Sewer and water are the symptoms. Even Bentley is calling it correctly. What Creekers want is integrity. Say what you mean. Do what you say. Sorchych flip flops on folks like a fish out of water. He’s been doing it for years, extolling the virtues of someone this week, then calling them a rat the next. Case in point: our “Iconic Mayor.”

And so does Town Management. Why does Bunch get “Animal Farm” favors to have his car serviced by a mechanic in a residential neighborhood? Selective Enforcement. It’s why we got rid of Usama. Cave Creek enforces its codes and ordinances to provide favors for some, like Ernie “Out to Lunch” Bunch and punish others, like Fressadi, Freeman, and Langan (see ruling).

John Vannucci v. Hoeppner? Something seems amiss in Hoeppner’s smile—the Truth wouldn’t trust him with a tube of toothpaste. “Quiet Skies” Hoeppner, the guy who appeals traffic tickets wants us to take his logic over an guy responsible for maintaining jet planes where lives are at stake at the turn of his wrench? The Truth is behind Vannucci not a snake oil salesman with a sick smile.

Unless Glassman’s got a plan to clean out Town Hall after Christmas, a lizard would make a better Town Manager. We got rid of a snake. Sorry Scott, Carrie may carry a conversation, but she didn’t stand up to Usama or any of the shenanigans of previous town council. Now we need irreverence, intelligence, with the courage to take names and turn the town around.

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