We “recall” when Cave Creek was still in the County. We “recall” when Cave Creek was a “live and let live” community. Folks would ride their horses across open space. Local business did fine. In other words, Cave Creek worked. We didn’t need Hoeppner’s “fix” by founding a Town.
Cave Creek came into existence because a bunch of anti-growth advocates wanted to “recall” Bob Kite’s development of a grocery store in downtown. In return, we got an eyesore for the last twenty-seven years, and the newly minted Town of Cave Creek lost millions in sales tax revenue. Some fix.
Sorchych and his sycophants now rant about recalling a “slate,” about reinstating their Town Manager…we think the solution is to just recall Sorchych. We could tar and feather him and turn him into Trenk’s “chicken.” Our used Town Manager is selling for $2.96 Million, OBO. We wonder what Don would fetch in feathers? We could hold an auction on Wild West Days to prove beyond any doubt that Cave Creek is the West’s most Western Town. How much would the sane citizens of Cave Creek pay to send off Sorchych in a suit of feathers? How much would the sycophants pay to keep Don from looking like a scraggly chicken? All proceeds to pay for Usama’s screw ups over the last seventeen years.
Riding bulls, chickens, horses… c’mon– let’s get out the six shooters. Since Don will be in feathers (a/k/a Trenk’s chicken) perhaps horseman LaMar would like to challenge our Vice Mayor for a little rodeo action and a shoot out? Trenk’s hitch on council was won with card draw. Seems LaMar wants to recall Trenk so let’s settle it with a shoot out. On horseback, guns blazing. Our Bookie Mayor can take bets, lay out the odds. Politics, Cave Creek style -the West’s most Western Town.