Welcome to “Sorecheek Republique de Cave Creek”

A Sopranos/ Sonoran Truth Editorial, March 18, 2015 for your reading enjoyment. Maybe this should be the Sorecheek Republique de Cave Creek National Anthem???

So on Monday night, there they were holding hands and smiling at each other…and this is what we sing while skipping rope. A one, and a two,

“Donny & Usamy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes an abrupt, and tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame, and despair, with their hearts damaged beyond repair… Donny dumps Usamy, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.”

Ain’t that the truth? Usamy thinks Don is his BEST FRIEND! Why if it wasn’t for Dog Poop Don, Usamy would be back selling shoes. But just ask a long string of former friends of Don Sorchych and when Don is done, Usama will be road kill.

In the meantime, dupes like Dick Esser sing loud and stupid the praises of Usama the Felon. http://www.sonorantruth.org/2015/02/17/is-usama-a-felon/

Here’s the motion Dickinson Wright wrote regarding Usama’s outrageous conduct.


Of course, this little memo is the reason why Sorchych wants Dickinson Wright gone. Usama’s lawsuit is bogus. It was trumped up by Sorchych to claim that the “Trenk Slate” cost Cave Creek $3 Million for firing their beloved “sand nigger.” Hey, those aren’t our words- that’s what Sorchych called Usama back in the Spur Cross days…


Pretty sick huh? But let’s skip some more rope and talk about Donny’s former girlfriend, Mayor Francia. Donny wants Vince gone, so Vince is deciding to step down. Maybe it’s because we turned on the heat?

So who do they tap for Vice Mayor? None other than the poser, Steve La Mar. Sorchych has Steve for heir apparent to the Buddhist Bookie.


We know there are a lot of you out there in despair, thinking that all our fine work will be flushed down the drain. But let’s focus on roads. Stevie and the rest of Sorchcyh slate can fix the roads. Donny said so.


Even Tony liked good roads…


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